Following on the human vs. animals (DOGS) debate...

I went to have dinner with Alberto the other night (not Waldo) and there was this sign on the door of the restaurant, which I found most hilarious... It reds, in Spanish:
"no se permite la entrada con animales ni en estado de embriaguez". In English, this would be something like "animals are not allowed entrance not even drunk"...

The consequences of not using punctuation makes us fully realize that animals, sober or under the influence (though not driving), are not allowed.

Note for the dog-lovers: Don't spend time and money intoxicating your pup--SHE IS NOT ALLOWED!